I just love this Martha Stewart vs Maxine emails!

To keep potatoes from budding,  place an apple in the bag with the potatoes   Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix.  Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.   When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan,  use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and  there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.   Go to the bakery!  Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!     Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks. Celery?  Never heard of it!     Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and  rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.   Take a lime, mix it with tequila,  chill and drink!   All your pains go away!   Don't throw out all that leftover wine.  Freeze into ice cubes for future use  in casseroles and sauces.   Leftover wine???????   HELLO!!!!!! Lastly, if you don 't forward this to 1 of your friends within the next 5 minutes,  your belly button will unscrew  and your butt will fall off.