Well, for starters, when you're making lists for everything and can't remember what you've done with the lists.
When, after shopping, you report your car as stolen, just to discover it's still in the garage when you get home. And no, you really can't remember taking the bus!
When the only time you're touching your husband's groin is when you're looking for your misplaced glasses.
When collecting the news paper is the highlight of your day.
When you found your lost keys in the ice compartment of the refrigerator.
When you arrive at the neighbors for the party they've invited you to, just to find out it was a month ago.
When you discover on an outing the reason why people are staring at you is because you have forgotten your skirt after putting on your petticoat.
When a romantic moment between you and your spouse means counting the liver spots on each others hands.
When you cut holes in your shoes to relieve the pressure on your calluses.
So, happy old age!
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